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The eyes of portrait on the wall seemed to be following me while I got ready for bed in the dark

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The love of my life looks so sexy as she undresses for a shower.

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The village people are so stupid and gullible!

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I told him that my grandma had warned me not to look through the peephole at 3:03 AM.

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My mom always told it's the heart that matters

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He comes onto MY show, starts behaving inappropriately, starts being rude to me, blames me for his life problems, tells jokes in terrible taste—

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I am getting way more customers now that my website misspells my profession.

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I kiss her twice a day, morning and night. But she never kisses me back. NSFW

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I put flowers on a grave next to my grandpas because it was lonely and had no flowers

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I packed up my shotgun, and told my wife and kids I was going hunting.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The eyes of portrait on the wall seemed to be following me while I got ready for bed in the dark	3
The love of my life looks so sexy as she undresses for a shower.	3
The village people are so stupid and gullible!	3
I told him that my grandma had warned me not to look through the peephole at 3:03 AM.	3
My mom always told it's the heart that matters	3
He comes onto MY show, starts behaving inappropriately, starts being rude to me, blames me for his life problems, tells jokes in terrible taste—	3
I am getting way more customers now that my website misspells my profession.	3
I kiss her twice a day, morning and night. But she never kisses me back. NSFW	3
I put flowers on a grave next to my grandpas because it was lonely and had no flowers	3
I packed up my shotgun, and told my wife and kids I was going hunting.	3